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Saturday, February 24, 2007


Quote hwee, it's a jean cai no 2. Anyway it was hwee's virgin drink which explains how her cheeks turned so red and how she showed other signs of being drunk which I can't remember due to my very bad memory

the very naughty girls, though people like daphne and yuru were not captured. Sorry Ms Chua, we will still be very guai in class.

and since you want it, i will be nice and give it. Small Me Part Two!

Alright study hard everyone

Mark


NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/1:41 AM}
Wednesday, February 21, 2007


SNEERS JOLIE:

cny at bitchy's!

alright, mark you cunning thing.
i know you want me to post first so you can push this down for my unglam shot to be displayed in full alcoholic glory, RIGHT?

once again,
i'll be the sacrificial lamb mutton lamb. <-- lamb's young and innocent, mutton's wrinkly and saggy.

SO.
after bitchy's, jean yuru & i gathered our tummy sausages and sbsed over to mark's place (note to ms chua: while studying on the mrt.)

this was what greeted us,

we were surprised they didn't paste them in the lift too.
or at least, a golden/red pig sticker on the 4th floor button.

and of course, the much-awaited.
the one that makes our class guys' heart skip a beat (in terror)........

LIL MARK!

HAHAHAHAAHHAHH!
i love blogger man, you can enlaaaaaarge! x)

mark, please zi dong (take the initiative) put up the photo.
(the one where we stood in front of your pic mimicking yer oh-so-sexaaaay pose)

the rest of the pics at bitchys are here.


ps: bitchy! THE FOOODDDDDDD! :D:D:D
sorry we wiped out your lim chee guan.
actually, not very sorry.(:

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/3:11 PM}
Sunday, February 04, 2007


SNIGGERS JOLIE:

just to add on to the whole face of the year episode!
(the parts which stella conveniently left out)

pre-foty photo shoot, stella would be letting us in on his morning facial regime.

stella: I DID FACIAL TODAY! *shows us (blemished) skin*
us: oh, what did u do?
stella: wah, i used my mum's cleanser, den toner and after that still got put the liquid make it smooth and brighter. can see not, can see not?
mark: *in her usual monotonous drone* isn't that basic cleansing?

lol!
fyi, stella considers his $6 facial cleanser a rip-off.
"the most $4 mah!"
so we're pretty impressed he didn't start planting cucumber seeds for his dyi facial.

then when i asked him to pick a day from wed-fri for his photo shoot,
"friday can, pls pls? so i got time to improve my skin condition!"

he even went home to take loadsa pictures to find his handsomest side lah!

what he says is so true man,
"how can send me? how can you send 2 people of the same gender??"
HAHA.

& of course The Photo Shoot!
stella, whatever's with the "musclicious bulging muscles".
you were legs were trembling, please!

when the photographer was done with the picture,
he charged towards the poor girl like a bull to red undies.
"can see my pimples not, can see my pimples not?!"

before the sound waves of the mild "no" could reach your ears,
stella was triumphantly proclaiming to the world, waving his fists around,
"WHOO, CANNOT SEE MY PIMPLES LEH!!!! (X avogadro's constant)"

and don't get me started on how he burst into the library the other day announcing his royal arrival,
"look, the F.O.T.Y is here!"

start practising your signature stella. :D:D


(Zhao Xia Cackling)MELODIES of Vincent's voice:

Hey hey everyone, back here to liven up the blog! Its been dead for a few days now!
Here's an update on what happened on 1-2-2007 at the photo session for faces of the year.. Jean and I were to meet at the spiral staircase at 245 for our photoshoot.. We were super uber embarrassed and for a moment desperate not to take the photograph!

But first. before the photoshoot. Mark, Jolie, Sindhu, Daphne, Jean, Esther, Zhiwei and I were in the classroom preparing before the photoshoot. We were supposed to pose for the photo and I came up with a brilliant plan to carry Jean for the photoshoot. She freaked out and i tell you she started running around the whole class and everyone in the class teamed up to catch her so that I could carry her for a trial run.. Wahaha! (eh jean u are damn lucky you can get carried by me man, you have no idea how many girls out there wanna get carried by me! Ha!) Anyway, she didnt want to get carried by me cause she was afraid i would drop her. So to proof to her i wouldn't drop her, I carried Daphne.. and obviously thanks to my musclicious bulging muscles, i didn't drop her.. I was really hesitant about carrying jean cause i was afraid she would be angry but then Sindhu who was grabbing on to jean said, "see! she is not struggling anymore. That means she wants to get carried by you".. wahaha.. Yup, I carried her and nope, i didn't drop her.

Then I was so afraid the camera would capture my pimply nose so i decided to put foundation and concealer (YES, I KNOW IT IS REALLY GAY!) however due to expert advice from mark and Sindhu- they said my skin tone doesn't fit the colour of the foundation and concealer- and so I decided not to put the concealer and foundation. I wet my hair too to try and give myself the cool look..with disapproval from mark.. Wahaha.. i am ten times more vain than jean.. She was like no need to do anything then just go there take picture can already..

When we reached the spiral staircase, there were a few other people there already waiting for their photo to be taken, but we were the first to go.. I think everyone there was really shocked but impressed that we thought of the idea of me carrying jean.. We were making a really big din actually, laughing so loud.. the picture turned out such that we could barely see me carrying jean. Then they asked Jean and I a question, "If you could change your name, what would you change it to?" Thanks to our wonderful witty and smart Jolie, she helped us answer the question really well! (I was really impressed jolie, and still am) The answer was Mr. and ms Face of the year. Wahaha! I burst out laughing. After our individual shots, Jean was quite insecure about the picture we took and wanted another shot of just both of us standing next to each other. We approached the photographer with daphne's help and the photographer let us look at the picture again. Everyone was crowding around the camera by then. Then Jolie, Daphne and Mark said, "Quite ok what, quite nice what" Oh I tell you, I bet they wanted to say, "Oh my gosh they look so HOT HOT HOT! How I wish i could be Jean" just that they dont dare say only.. Ha!

Anyway, that was about what happened.. Both of us are really embarrassed! Ah.. and we hope upon hope that the live ad would take longer to air so we can save the embarrassment for just another day..

Oh yes! thanks Zhiwei for being there on that day and helping me to style my hair.. Happy belated birthday too! Saw you get dunked on your Birthday, was super funny.. haha!

Ok gtg sleep now! see you guys on monday=)

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/1:41 AM}