. yay. we nuts rock.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Praks:

hi guys,
on wednesday after a tremendously fruitful gp remedial,me and zamir dropped by at chem soc.They were making smoke bombs on that that day and we 'selet' into siswand's group and started making a smoke bomb ouselves.while were aimlessely melting potassium nitrate,calcium sulphie and god knows what else,we suddenly heard a few girls screaming.What we saw next was just unforgettable,one ofthe girls had accidentaly ignited the smoke bombs and suprise suprise smoke was coming out of the beaker like water down a stream or like words being wriiten during an essay by siswand.At the same time some of the fire from the 'smoke flame' ignited the smoke bomb beside it.wa lao eh it was damn fun la,every one there was stunned and watched the whole thing like some fireworks.me being the typical hero dived and rolled to grab the fire extinguisher,so sad by that time the fire was dying and the ring which pull out first was stuck.Zamir and siswand weregaping at the fire,zamir being the smart genius he even walked closer to the fire and some of it spewed onto his pants. the place was like so smoky that i cant even see zamir who was standing in front of me.

the picture was taken 10 minutes after the incident,after we open the windows and let the smoke,but you still cant's see anything with so much smoke.

later we went to the to the carpark to properly ignite the smoke bombs,it was fantastic but no where close to what happened in the chemistry lab.

JOLIE SAYS:

has anyone realised how no one has ever gone out with sindhu on a lunch date of some sort?! this is horrifying considering how we've known each other for 8 months now.

stop being such a mountain tortoise outcast sindhu... INTEGRATE! (kindly redo tutorial 8.4 Integration by Parts. its the basics already. baby steps man, baby steps!)

well, its not us to blame. she always manages to come up with an excuse.
she's either....

permanently grounded,
~~mouthing~~ ching-chonging chinese songs next to elroy,
executing gravity-defying cheerleading stunts at the IMH (it's true) with her equally gravity-defying personal pompom,
stocking up on new vegetables at ntuc,
cooking up exotic receipes to go with her celery,

or, polarised to her toilet bowl after one of her many experiments (think: sipping through a celery straw, coke sprinkled with blended brinjal. garlic to taste).

so yesterday surprise surprise, the herbivore actually agreed to grace our (pea,boon,me) weekly Friday Lunch Date!

fyi, our Friday Lunch Dates are sacred. Nothing is to be scheduled between 1245-230pm. NO remedials (nudge pea), NO meetings and NO pw!

i was having difficulty adapting to the sight of sindhu against the backdrop of pp.
She. Just. Doesn't. Fit.

anws, we were soooo excited, we decided to shoot videos to capture this incredible green honour bestowed upon us lowly beings.

heres one. watch sindhu act all coy. she kinda reminds me of the chinese lion dances. LOL.

warning: beware of bimbotic shrills.

and another one! this one has a story to it.

before the filming, daphne had promised to refer to sindhu's hand as "brown" (as sindhu had emphasised continually) not "black". however, oops!;) daphne's mouth slipped. take a look at sindhu's reaction. bwahah.

continuing after the "stop" button was screaming, smacks and repeated pinching of cheenah.

okay sindhu, we don't mind you being a mountain tortoise now.

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/12:03 AM}

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Hey, guys. For all the poor second half of the class tomorrow that have both Bio SPA and Chem A tomorrow, I took the trouble to go find out what a calorimeter specifically is. Apparently, it's not just a polysterene cup, as what Mr, uhm, what our chem cher said.

A simple calortimeter may just consist of a thermometer attached to an insulated container, such as a polysterene cup. I checked this out with other websites, and found out that the thermometer is literally held in fixed place. So, you stir it using a stirring/glass rod.

Good luck, yo!

Naidu

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/2:18 PM}

Friday, August 18, 2006

hey guys... it's me esther blogging... :)

haha... anyway, i know that we all are amidst of having a lot of projects and assignments and tests coming up... hmm... like pw written report, chem lecture assessment etc...

But... My main purpose here today is not to remind everyone of their nice time with schoolwork... Instead, i am here to show you guys my virtual pet... Hedgy... haha... I know that it is kinda lame to put it here on the blog but i guess pets do help us to distress... right?

Haha... For those of you whose parents forbid to keep a pet in your house or for those who couldn't get your dream pet, now is the chance to grab one :)) Anyway, i just adopted it yesterday... by chance when i saw one of my friend's friendster profile having this cute and sweet monkey pet... then i was so facinated by it that i went to adopt one myself :D Haha.... well, now i shall present it to the whole class and hope that you guys will play with it and feed strawberries to him... make him feel at home manz.... hahaa... :P

Well... if you guys are interested, can go and adopt one today... they are just so cute... :P

esther signing off...

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/4:06 PM}

Thursday, August 17, 2006

I'm bopping along to crazay perk-me-up hiphop at 5.45 in the morning. The time where I'm usually swearing at my handphone.

No, I didn't wake up early. More like... I didn't sleep at all. Jeanchup and I held a nightlong vigil to rush our WR. And it's complete and utter shit, man. I think it's like 2% complete, it's nowhere near a draft (I called it Draft Halved), and Cai and I just kept reassuring each other that we'll discuss it tomorrow. I wonder if she ate anything the whole night long. :)

Anyway, tmr we shall get screamed at for our 2% Draft, which is, although complete and utter shit, since we didn't read each other's work and just dumped it all together, and since every five minutes we'd go OH SHIT oh well never mind we'll edit it later, and about 1734 words long (I did alot of shitty flowcharts)... it's still 82 freaking pages.

Cai's going to flip when she comes back from her morning shit. Ha. Time to load weird whacked songs into my headphoneless Zen. Sigh.

Naidu

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/5:53 AM}

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

SINDHU ADDS:
STOP PUBLICIZING MY EATING/EXERCISING HABITS LAH. Waloweh, you guys are so bitchy... CAI AH! At least Jolie exercise a lot, right? And not like she go eat Marche everyday... And CT AH! Hahaha... so bitchy. At least Cai run damn fast. Although I'm sure she eats a lot too... :D

JOLIE SNORTS:

actually, i didn't want to blog today and make this seem like my personal journal, but...
i'm absolutely infuriated.

jean cai just made me sound like a total pig.

to set the record straight, i ate 1/3 a portion of rosti, and 1/3 a banana waffle.
(besides, bananas are good for bowel movements, so they'll just uncoil my intestines and straighten em vertically down. by gravitational force, it'll all be down and out by tonight.)

PLUS! i only drank 1/2 the cup of unsweetened bubble tea. (my first in months!)

and while you were developing your third row of "stomach sausage" in front of your laptop, i was walking from suntec to city link to heeren to far east for 7+ hours straight. [Sindhu sez: Waaaaah! So long? You went shopping is it??]

besides, sindhu's mere 2 rounds and 10 (yawn) push ups are nothing compared to my past 2 intensive days in gyms. [Tsk. I did 4 rounds and 50 push-ups lah. And it's nothing compared to what you did! SO STOP DRAGGING ME INTO THIS!]

let me tell you what i goes into ONE day. be prepared to be blown away.

3.5km, 250 leg presses with 60kg weights , and the highest difficulty level (the steep and hilly roads) on the stationary bicycle.

this more than makes up for the donuts!
okay, to pro gym-goers, its onli my 2nd day in a gym!

oh yeah, remember i scrapped my shin on that dreaded tread mill??
i've been groaning on about how much it looks like a leg ham (honey baked) and how i'm SO tempted to gobble it up.

true enough, this morning during march past, this annoying housefly kept buzzing around it (go get your own meat ok, that's MY ham!). [That is gross.]

oh but of course, this pales in comparison to jean's Winning Slimming Formula of regular trips to the toilet. [Doesn't help, Cai. Going to the toilet only flushes out all your toxins and makes you look prettier. You don't lose weight!]

in case you all don't already realise, jean and i have this friendly [you mean BITCHY! hahahahahaha] competition going on. at the end of each day, we would compare each other's diets and decide who's the day's Vacuum Cleaner.

since jean oh-so-kindly revealed my day's diet, i shall let u all in on what she calls "healthy eating".

Snacks: 4 slices of bread ("huhhh??? one slice where got enough???")
Before dinner treat: instant mee
Dinner Sample I: instant mee and rice and pork chop and beef steak.
Dinner Sample II: 4 bowls of rice, half a duck (her other 6 family members share the other half)
Lunch: 2 packets of instant mee and (insert oily dish)

[REALLY? ZOMG. Even I don't eat that much. CAI AH! I think you need a diet planner.]

its national day tmr. In the name of Merlion and by the grace of Sang Nila Utama, i shall give u a headstart. i'm sure i'll win anyways.

SO, today after boon left us, pea and i went to town where we took neoprints. haven't done this for the past year!
so while pea was putting her artistic talent to good use, i was over at the other side distorting our pictures and indulging in my usual air-gasping shrieks.

The After-Looks of Plastic Surgery
(ahhh, we're spoilt for choice)

oh what beautiful classmates u have, you lucky ppl!

Pinocchio's chio sisters, Pistachio

to our delight, we discovered Hollywood starlets' features suited us perfectly!!!

Angelina Jolie

Jackie Chan (WE CAN BREATHE!!)

and of course, every guy's ideal woman: Big Eyes, Small Mouth

BWAHHAHAH.

jean says:

i'm not slacking ah! i turned over a new leaf long ago kaes:)i'll just take awhile to blog! hahas.

actually i have nth to blog abt. but just thought tt i shld at least publicise my victory today coz they dun come by easily;)

today after sch, my HARDWORKING pw grp decided tt instead of wandering all around places lyke *coughsmarinacoughs* we shld lyke get some serious work done. so we perservered and draggggedddd ourselves to elliot's hse. then, on my way, i received some highly-reliable insider's info bout hweechestymunling's whereabouts. [Sorry, CT! :)] actually i was alrdy smiling to myself when i knew tt the 3 of them were going out tgt. haha! one of them alrdy bad enough, somemore three lehs!! so the news tt the three of them were going to eat at MARCHE was lyke so predictable. me and sindhu were lyke guessing wad they were going to have for lunch. lyke mb soup of the day for appetizer, some big main meal, and, crepes for dessert.
ohwells we were close.

JOLIE's lunch menu
one sausage
one rosti
one caramel banana waffle with swiss chocolate
jasmine green tea with pearls = 2 bowls of rice

hee. i forced tt out of jolie coz in order to show tt i pay 100% attention during ms yip's lessons, i have to show some applications of econs theory. ohwells i just wanted to know if it was a marginal win or a clear win. (dun care. marginal IS an econs word wad!) anws. so obvious i carn match up to her giant meal. so i decided to compare it agst sindhu's instead.

SINDHU's lunch menu
long john (coke + 3 chicken fillets + deep fried fries)
one quaker chocolate energy bar
lotsa ruffles (she and elliot finished one whole big bag)
pocky strawberry
pocky chocolate

looking at what sindhu had for lunch, you might think tt mb jolie din fare tt bad after all... WRONG. crazy sindhu went jogging and did push-ups immediately after reaching home!! but what did hwee do? sit down and eat another pkt of duck noodles for dinner... so louya can! hahas. mb i shld just skip lvl and proceed to challenge caron's super-healthiestofthecrop diet! whee:) somemore i lyke gave hwee so many chances for stuffing herself with pizza and dunkin donuts by letting her replay game so many times alrdy. but nvms. i decided tt i shld just win ONCE AND FOR ALL:)

the score now is lyke...jean VS jolie => 1 : 0
[What's the score now? Haha... who is WINNING?]

i'm sure i'll win by tmr. coz someone's going to macs:) i can alrdy imagine her eating her UPSIZE meal while i keep to my healthy 3 meals a day!! hahas!:)

[And stupid editing in red done by SINDHU. Who is bored. And very, very sick. Waah.]

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/8:52 PM}

Monday, August 07, 2006

Today! Haha, since no one else seems to want to talk about it, it's up to ME, the everfaithful CLASS BLOG REP.

First off, I woke up 10 minutes before I was supposed to be picked up by Chesty's amazing dad. So I rushed like hell, and engaged in a spot of jaywalking before entering the car. Turns out we were the first ones there. Tsk, tsk. This honour goes to, of course, ME, CHESTY, ZHIWEI, and MUGNUT.

Then, slowly, the others trickled in... and we all held court around Miss Lim, doing things like waving to people, forcing CT to go ask some guys what sport they played (I thought sync swimming, Mugnut/Zamir/one of the guys thought marbles haha), and of course, doing miniature whineywhineys in the airport. Around 6.50, we headed down to DELIFRANCE to get some chic food to fill our bellies... Zamir, who had walked Jean to the airport, even bought CARON some COFFEE. All together now, AWW. So playboy lah. Then later, we were like, eh Zamir, how come you never bring present for Miss Tong (who wasn't there!). And HE was like, I got me what. Tsk tsk...

Anyway, around 7, Chesty, CT and Randall walked off. We later called them and they said they were at the BUS STOP. WE were like, HUH? Wait to see her off lah... must honour the ritual of waving and all that... and she had said she's leaving at 7.20! Turns out MISS LIM encountered some problem at the baggage area... while we (okay, maybe just me) entertained ourselves by bullying Bird to push us on the trolleys, barking out WALKING IS FOR POOR PEOPLE. Haha. Then, finally, we realized we would be late for assembly when we finally saw Miss Lim to the place. We hugged her AGAIN, and then waved bye. And so eventually we decided to leave... and I realized there was only ONE person in the queue in front of Miss Lim. So we waited... in the end, we ran from the airport to the bus stop (oh, what a sight!) around 7.40. The stupid bus took AGES to come... and the bus ride was SO long...

Thank god our respective teachers didn't mind. Haha, Mr Sayers ROCKS YOUR SIZE 7 SOCKS. WEE!

Anyway, MISS CHUA was mad at us! During Bio, the tension was so palpable... she was so frosty! :( And then during double prac-converted-to-tutorial, I told CT, APOLOGIZE FIRST LAH. But she started the lesson... she was so angry! Then SOME PEOPLE never do tutorial some more... she came over to me and grabbed my paper suspiciously because she saw I wasn't writing the answer. Thank god I finished ALL my tutorial questions, well, at least the ones I thought I knew how to do. Even the extra worksheet okay! Haha, Siswand, ARE YOU READING THIS? BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID MUAHAHAHAHAHA! So she had no reason to scold me then... and she even said GOOD to one of my answers. Lol. So surprising.

Then we got scolded... let's see, what else. Oh yeah, Chem prac was like, 10 minutes long. So we decided to go dunk ZAMIR! (First, I terrorized some of the girls on the swings. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) After about one and a half hours of chasing (he's fast!), we finally dunked him happily. During that time, we dunked his tie, and Stella photowhored. (Okay, I know, Bird will be like OI SO VULGAR! but there are no other words to substitute okayyyy?)

Uhm, should I be saying this? Lol.

Oh yah... today I received an sms from someone whose number wasn't stored in my phone... then I smsed back and asked WHO THAT? And you know what this person replied...? "...hm ur secret lover la. if i told u den no omre secret rite? =p" The number is 9*** ****... I wonder who that is... ;)

prakz says:
ok u guys must see this ....someone is feeling very romantic lately after meeting our beloved CT.Looks like he's picking flowers for someone...hmm guess who....
and jolie just taught me how to post pics on the blog....i'm so evil muhahaha

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/9:11 PM}

Saturday, August 05, 2006

JOLIE SAYS:

IMPT!
ms lim is flying off on monday. she will be entering the gates at around 7, so we are planning to arrive at 630 changi airport, terminal 1 to send her off!

come on, just sleep real early on sunday and wake up a lil earlier on mon! after mon, tues' a half day den u can sleep all you like! this might just be the last time we see her! ):

after that, we can all take 36 to school together!! (:

List of people going so far: (add your name or message me)
jolie, sindhu, yuru, zamir, caron, shidah, jean, alvin, ngang ju, randall, prakash, esther

hello, im back with MORE pictures! :D

but first!

the guys came over my house for PW today.
nasrul + zamir + randall - esther = one hectic day
(esther left later on in the day)

NASRUL! he was pinching everybody's macdonald's and bugging me for food every hour! Not to forget how he kindly gave my toilet a new face lift with his personalised brown fragrance (im definitely sure, i saw brown particles floating in the air).

He was groaning for it every few minutes, before scampering off. and each time he comes out, with hands on his stomach, he will be limping back in with a constipated face. haha, he was so pathetic, esther even had to push him a chair, prompting him to sit down. the rest of us just laughed at him. :D

OH YES! who was the one who mocked our group, calling us "low-tech" just because we weren't equipped with a laptop that fateful day?? this is for you!

is this high-tech enough for you? (:

btw, that picture was taken by my mum! hahaha. can you believe she joined in the craziness too??
she was plastering herself against the window on tip-toes, with the phone an inch away from her face and was using her nose to push the button. lol!

it sure was fun. Standardising our nicks (i'm now at Jolie's house - 4 computers low tech) and fonts, we logged onto msn the same time, and started flooding random s32 victims with our "hello"s and "guess who am i"s. heh.

hey hey, it was not all fun for us, so don't dismiss us as being slackers. with our 4 comps 'headquarters', we sure got lotsa work done. come on, even when doing his business, nasrul was busy jamming numbers into the GC and tabulating survey results! haha! (that reminds me. i've got to disinfect my GC)
we were so efficient, we can probably cut down on one scheduled meeting! (:

after our productive work, we had pizza for dinner before proceeding to bridge whilst criticising the Singapore Idols on tv. nearly launched into mahjong too!

ah wells, ms chua should be proud of us. (:

ps: mark! my brother thinks you're my boyfriend. bwahah.

alrightey, now for the pictures!
we're back with..................

Unflattering Snapshots Series II

now, this is the complete collection of S32's Sleeping Beauties.
(let's just hope ms chua doesn't faint after seeing this)

for passerbys, its a nice introduction to our class too. (:

Alvin

Andreas

Daphne

Elliot

Jean and Daphne

Prakash

Sarah

Shidah

Sindhu

Vincent

Yuru

Zamir

Zhiwei

and now.. for the most priced pictures of the collection... prepare your right clicks to 'save picture' everyone!
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Jacklyn

Taufiq

Next up! Some random pictures!

Sindhu's failed attempt (after much screaming, chasing and pulling) in making Chun Li buns for Sarah

oooooohh? jack and zamir??? (haha, this really looks like a paparazzi shot)

who is always armed with 2 packets of snacks, and because he does not have enough hands, puts one in his trousers?
(its really gross by the way)

ohmygoodness, this is really making me look like a professional member of the paparazzi.
fyi, not all photos are mine, ppl just deposit them with me.

that's all for now!

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/10:06 PM}

Thursday, August 03, 2006

jean says:

i feel lyke blogging. so i shall blog! hahas. I WANNA COMPLAIN. PW is damn irritating la:(. i'm not going to contact anyone else alrdy man. coz it's always nonononNO. carn someone just be nice and say yes for once. hmphfs. aiyaas. just praying tt the sponsor will reply!! hehs. haha ok la i'll TRY not to slp at 10 tonight and finish all tt freaking pw stuff.

oh actually wad i wanna tok bout is jolie's NEW WONDERFUL discovery! haha apparently she just discovered tt her new phone has this SPECIAL mosaic thing tt can take cool pictures! and it can lyke take FARNI pics too. so duper cool rights!:) ya. so u can guess wad we were secretly doing during gp when ms sadhya wasn't looking huhs;) (just take a few pics only la! we paid FULL attention AS USUAL). then during break...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9! just enough to take the 9 frames mosiac pic! so we became full blown narcissists and... haha yayayaya. but it's really v cool wads!!

oh and i finally saw kiajit today! haha. i think sindhu scared him off. just after he stepped into our class, she said in her super sugary bimbo voice, ' OHHHH! so this is kiajit!!', and i think he tried hard to shift further away from her, pretending that he didn't hear anything. budden sindhu where got so easy let pple off one rights? esp if they are potential victims. before he left, she even asked him so matter-of-factly,' so...what do you think of jolie...?' omgdness, i'm sure i caught him throwing her one weird terrified look before scrambling out of the class as fast as he cld la!(=.=)"" hahas. mb he'll have second thoughts before looking jolie up the nxt time. just in case sindhu pops up around the corner with her too! lols.

oh and jolie has this ermm...she says pretty, great freebie for all who wants it. click here! http://www.blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=97288&action=Preview haha ok then after viewing pls tell her tt it's so not cool(:

alrighttts i better post this so tt hwee can post the artistic pics. haha.

and i dun want the ugly scar la. so irritating! *grumbles.

JOLIE SAYS:

Photos Galore!
Unflattering Snapshots Series I

looks like an after-rape pic huh? ;)

hahaha! look at that wide smile on mark's face as she looks down at nasrul. what's more, he's acting all shy, turning away. :D

we promise we were listening during GP.

Class Phone Wallpaper. (bimbo sindhu)

NEXT UP! Exclusive pics of Cheenah Pea on College Day.

And! Our Resident Sleeping Beauties.

am i sexy or what?

But of course, we can never have a pictorial leaving out our Ultimate Photowhore!

bwahahaha.

Never pick your nose, you'll never know where jolie goes.
(im a natural poet man.)

p/s: Sindhu, don't think i'm unaware of you deleting the heart collage we painstakingly created for you and Stella!

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/5:18 PM}

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hey everyone. Click here to get The Numbers Game powerpoint. It's 8MB, though. :) You've got seven days to download it!

And you can also add our teacher's msn to your list. *coughzamircough* It's freakinlizard@hotmail.com

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/12:46 PM}