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Saturday, January 06, 2007


JOLIE CHIRPS:

i guess im back to dominate.(:
(STELLA! where's your promised long-overdue post??!)

just a little documentation on our fantabulous
junior-meet-senior
to spice up msroshni/mslim/sarah's lives when they get bored of the angmoh guys. :D:D

YESTERDAY.................
surprisingly, many classes couldn't be bothered to pull any pranks on their junior classes and resorted to blogspot-boring games like pass the sausage/apple/(insert saliva-absorbing object).

we planted 4 people (3/4 are non ogls: we're pro :D) in 07S32.
got their ct to play along with us by introducing them as freshmeat new students to the class (:

STARING:

Caron, RGS Bimbo
Vincent, Dunman High SuperGay
Esther, Anglican High Careless Whisperer
Siswand, Xinmin SuperMugger

SO, it all started with us staring at them thru the window ala Mandai Zoo *pointpoint whisperwhisper*
new classmates walk into class.
CORRECTION: Vincent models in with shidah's ribboned gold TOTE.
does a supergay hi and fullbody wave. the juniors couldn't contain their laughter.(:

when we finally got in, it was self-introduction time.

Siswand, with his i-wanna-be-a-star-in-the-sky bag takes his A-row seat and shifts his table to the centre.
whips out one pen from the many stationery clipped onto his "pencilcase" collar,
& starts jotting down our names, schools & cca furiously.
*hand shoots up* "excuse me! how do you spell Nasrul?"
*class exchanges looks*

den it was their turn.
before we could prompt, Siswand swiftly KingKoils outta his seat, stands in front and introduces.
goes on about this ridiculously hilarious history of xinmin.
ON and ON.
we almost had to push him back to his seat.

yadayada, soon it was Vincent's turn.
in his usual effeminate zhao xia (breaking-stage) voice,
"HI CLASS (completed with a mini wave) my name is Justin! Don't you think i'm so SEXY?? -flexes arm-"

one of the j1 guys smacks forehead, shoots up his hand and actually groaned, "CAN I CHANGE CLASS???"
LOL!

NEXT, it was Caron.
starts relating bimbotic lifestory story,
"Hi everyone, I'm Diana. you can call me Princess Diana.
you know Justin? *vincent stands and waves*
He's my new best friend.
Actually i could get into HwaChong..........."

we tried cutting her short, "HELLO? im not done YET?" and continues.

yuru, the resident baddie, passes snide remarks bout how bitchy she is and asked why she didn't go rj instead.
den did a little rj cheer sarcastically,
"RJ, RJ! *clapclap* RJ,RJ"
while the rest of us took on peacemaker roles for that realistic touch.(:

finally, Esther.
stands up, does little goldfish-gasping-for-air mouth movements.
"er, we cant hear you"
louhan-says-hello.

Baddie Boon: Are you even talking??
hahaha! so we went to her seat, she whispers into our ear and we played loudhailers.

ohman, can u imagine? so many weirdos in your class.

after which, we proceeded to write our names for the angel-mortal game while caron started doing her bimbotic work at the back,

Princess Diana: you know, just the other day i was in you know, London? and the previous day, Paris?
Justin: *throws up hands theatrically in the air* REALLLY???? its my Dream to go to London!

so throughout, the meanies in class were poking fun of gay Justin.
and once, the vs guy next to him actually stood up for him "eh, don't be so mean lah."
we were very shocked.

THEN, it was time for The Tradition.
"its a tradition we do every year. our seniors made us do this so we can totally sympathise with you all man......" HURHUR.

we made them form a line facing the glass windows of each classroom.
With flailing arms by sides start doing flying wing-like actions whilst crab-hopping sideways across the whole v4 level.

oh, and of course, vincent's hand shot up rrright away, "OOOOH! i wanna go first, i wanna go first! *starts jumping off madly*"
hahaha, and they sportingly did it all the way to the toilet. they're good man! ;)

back in class, caron stood up,
"Excuseeee meee, i have something to say.

omg, this class is so weird, i cannot take it anymore.
i'm gonna ask my mum to transfer me to RJ."
*picks up phone, walks out and slams the door*

there was silence for a while. hah, damn cool.
we finally revealed there were 'beansprouts' planted & made them guess the tau geis.
(caron came back in vj uni)

you should have seen the guy's reaction after finding out JUSTIN's a fake, "*pats chest furiously* HENG AH!"
AHA.

i think we were preeetty successful.
my junior in another class saw the whole Tradition thing and was really jealous.
yea man. :D

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/11:04 PM}