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Tuesday, August 08, 2006


SINDHU ADDS:
STOP PUBLICIZING MY EATING/EXERCISING HABITS LAH. Waloweh, you guys are so bitchy... CAI AH! At least Jolie exercise a lot, right? And not like she go eat Marche everyday... And CT AH! Hahaha... so bitchy. At least Cai run damn fast. Although I'm sure she eats a lot too... :D

JOLIE SNORTS:

actually, i didn't want to blog today and make this seem like my personal journal, but...
i'm absolutely infuriated.

jean cai just made me sound like a total pig.

to set the record straight, i ate 1/3 a portion of rosti, and 1/3 a banana waffle.
(besides, bananas are good for bowel movements, so they'll just uncoil my intestines and straighten em vertically down. by gravitational force, it'll all be down and out by tonight.)

PLUS! i only drank 1/2 the cup of unsweetened bubble tea. (my first in months!)

and while you were developing your third row of "stomach sausage" in front of your laptop, i was walking from suntec to city link to heeren to far east for 7+ hours straight. [Sindhu sez: Waaaaah! So long? You went shopping is it??]



besides, sindhu's mere 2 rounds and 10 (yawn) push ups are nothing compared to my past 2 intensive days in gyms. [Tsk. I did 4 rounds and 50 push-ups lah. And it's nothing compared to what you did! SO STOP DRAGGING ME INTO THIS!]

let me tell you what i goes into ONE day. be prepared to be blown away.

3.5km, 250 leg presses with 60kg weights , and the highest difficulty level (the steep and hilly roads) on the stationary bicycle.

this more than makes up for the donuts!
okay, to pro gym-goers, its onli my 2nd day in a gym!

oh yeah, remember i scrapped my shin on that dreaded tread mill??
i've been groaning on about how much it looks like a leg ham (honey baked) and how i'm SO tempted to gobble it up.

true enough, this morning during march past, this annoying housefly kept buzzing around it (go get your own meat ok, that's MY ham!). [That is gross.]


oh but of course, this pales in comparison to jean's Winning Slimming Formula of regular trips to the toilet. [Doesn't help, Cai. Going to the toilet only flushes out all your toxins and makes you look prettier. You don't lose weight!]

in case you all don't already realise, jean and i have this friendly [you mean BITCHY! hahahahahaha] competition going on. at the end of each day, we would compare each other's diets and decide who's the day's Vacuum Cleaner.



since jean oh-so-kindly revealed my day's diet, i shall let u all in on what she calls "healthy eating".

Snacks: 4 slices of bread ("huhhh??? one slice where got enough???")
Before dinner treat: instant mee
Dinner Sample I: instant mee and rice and pork chop and beef steak.
Dinner Sample II: 4 bowls of rice, half a duck (her other 6 family members share the other half)
Lunch: 2 packets of instant mee and (insert oily dish)

[REALLY? ZOMG. Even I don't eat that much. CAI AH! I think you need a diet planner.]

its national day tmr. In the name of Merlion and by the grace of Sang Nila Utama, i shall give u a headstart. i'm sure i'll win anyways.



SO, today after boon left us, pea and i went to town where we took neoprints. haven't done this for the past year!
so while pea was putting her artistic talent to good use, i was over at the other side distorting our pictures and indulging in my usual air-gasping shrieks.


The After-Looks of Plastic Surgery
(ahhh, we're spoilt for choice)

oh what beautiful classmates u have, you lucky ppl!



Pinocchio's chio sisters, Pistachio




to our delight, we discovered Hollywood starlets' features suited us perfectly!!!



Angelina Jolie



Jackie Chan (WE CAN BREATHE!!)

and of course, every guy's ideal woman: Big Eyes, Small Mouth



BWAHHAHAH.





jean says:

i'm not slacking ah! i turned over a new leaf long ago kaes:)i'll just take awhile to blog! hahas.

actually i have nth to blog abt. but just thought tt i shld at least publicise my victory today coz they dun come by easily;)

today after sch, my HARDWORKING pw grp decided tt instead of wandering all around places lyke *coughsmarinacoughs* we shld lyke get some serious work done. so we perservered and draggggedddd ourselves to elliot's hse. then, on my way, i received some highly-reliable insider's info bout hweechestymunling's whereabouts. [Sorry, CT! :)] actually i was alrdy smiling to myself when i knew tt the 3 of them were going out tgt. haha! one of them alrdy bad enough, somemore three lehs!! so the news tt the three of them were going to eat at MARCHE was lyke so predictable. me and sindhu were lyke guessing wad they were going to have for lunch. lyke mb soup of the day for appetizer, some big main meal, and, crepes for dessert.
ohwells we were close.

JOLIE's lunch menu
one sausage
one rosti
one caramel banana waffle with swiss chocolate
jasmine green tea with pearls = 2 bowls of rice

hee. i forced tt out of jolie coz in order to show tt i pay 100% attention during ms yip's lessons, i have to show some applications of econs theory. ohwells i just wanted to know if it was a marginal win or a clear win. (dun care. marginal IS an econs word wad!) anws. so obvious i carn match up to her giant meal. so i decided to compare it agst sindhu's instead.

SINDHU's lunch menu
long john (coke + 3 chicken fillets + deep fried fries)
one quaker chocolate energy bar
lotsa ruffles (she and elliot finished one whole big bag)
pocky strawberry
pocky chocolate

looking at what sindhu had for lunch, you might think tt mb jolie din fare tt bad after all... WRONG. crazy sindhu went jogging and did push-ups immediately after reaching home!! but what did hwee do? sit down and eat another pkt of duck noodles for dinner... so louya can! hahas. mb i shld just skip lvl and proceed to challenge caron's super-healthiestofthecrop diet! whee:) somemore i lyke gave hwee so many chances for stuffing herself with pizza and dunkin donuts by letting her replay game so many times alrdy. but nvms. i decided tt i shld just win ONCE AND FOR ALL:)

the score now is lyke...jean VS jolie => 1 : 0
[What's the score now? Haha... who is WINNING?]

i'm sure i'll win by tmr. coz someone's going to macs:) i can alrdy imagine her eating her UPSIZE meal while i keep to my healthy 3 meals a day!! hahas!:)

[And stupid editing in red done by SINDHU. Who is bored. And very, very sick. Waah.]

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/8:52 PM}