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Friday, July 07, 2006


JOLIE says:

alright! the last post is dated exactly one month back!
looks like our Blogging Monitress, Bhaarrati Naidu's, not doing her job. (:

the past 5 days must have been the highlight of siswand's life: post-exams.
2 papers thus far: biology and chemistry.
as a whole, our class did pretty badly. but of course there will always be the annoying ones who choose to make everyone else's lives miserable with their 20-30 marks lead.

Siswand and Zhiwei.

come on everyone, let's recall the mornings before the papers.

everyone is bent over their notes (with capacity full brains on 'Insert and Compress' mode), as zhiwei skips along.

he exclaims, "muggers!!" and snatches notes away.
convinced that there's still a cerebral inch available, typical mugger's arms shoot out n frantically reach for notes whilst cursing said annoyer.
annoyer: give up. stop studying! no use...
(repeat process 25x)

the thing was, as he was going around calling everyone muggers and snatching ppl's notes, his other hand was armed with the white sheets too!

oh, and let's not forget siswand who finished revision for chem n bio by week 2!


during tutorials, ms chua was announcing the bio results as one by one, heads drooped instantaneously after each mark. everyone most of us were straining our ears, praying that ms chua would start her word with "ffffifty...".
zhiwei was last.
"Zhiwei.... 71" everyone shoots thong dagger glares.
"im sorry!! zhiwei, 74" everyone throws paper balls at him.
HAHAHA.

the worst was bio mcq. when announced that he had 27/30, agitated sindhu pushed him, and skinny lil chopsticks toppled over with his chair! -guffaws-


for all the other normal beings, we are officially the class with the highest potential to emerge the Most Improved Class for promos! :D

-> start doing your tutorials and display them with pride as mrs chuah comes around checking!
-> wipe off that 'huh? don't pick me' expression n let's see who has the fastest reaction time during our shoot-up-your-hands-in-the-air competition when mr tay asks the question for the 57th time.
-> its time to begin memorising ms chua's extension number since u'll be jamming those numbers 10 times a day.


by the end of the year, we can finally adopt
Siswand's Grading System.
  • 70%: are u doing your TYS justice???!

  • 80%: who are u kidding?

  • 99%: can do better.

  • 100%: good. now go ask the marker, how u can make your hundred, a quality one.


    • *note that it does not cater for results below 70. its just out of the question.

    :D:D:D

    And to Add On To The Spirit of Muggerdom!
    by SINDHU!

    Muahahahaha, part of our not-so-secret plans for being the Most Improved Class (or Operation M.I.C, haha sounds like M.I 3) is DOING ALL YOUR HOMEWORK. That's right, stop sleeping and watching pirated DVDs of Brokeback Mountain... DO YOUR HOMEWORK! And, your friendly neighbourhood... uh... person... has taken down ALL the homework that we have to do this weekend! Did you think that we had no homework to do? THINK AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

    GP: Globalization reading - I presume we're meant to understand it as well. :)
    MT: We Tamil people have a composition to write. What about you Malay and Chinese people?
    PW: Oh, please, I'm doing PW every day now.
    Bio: Do your Protein Synthesis tutorial! Unless you're Siswand and you've done it before the hols. :)
    Chem: Time to whip out the incomplete Introduction to Orgy Chem notes and do your tutorial!
    Math: Do your Functions tutorial!
    Econs: No idea, man.
    History: NOTHING! NYAH NYAH NYAH!

    You have to finish ALL YOUR HOMEWORK BY TODAY so you can START MUGGING FOR PROMOS!!!!
    (Yes, I am kidding. But not about the homework. :))

    NUTS never stand alone,
    we come in a packet
    {/2:29 PM}