. yay. we nuts rock.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

hey i'm posting again... i dunno why but if i don't who does right?

so here goes...

it was a normal day at National Sailing Centre with its day of storms and sudden light winds. We all launched and returned as usual. Then *drums roll* the sailors celebrated SARAH'S BIRTHDAY!!!! First up was the dunking in the super duper tiny fish pond... she didnt go in without a fight of course, screaming at the top of her lungs and squirming like a fish. sadly the guys only dipped her in. but it was shallow so nvm. after that when the birthday girl saw me with my phone out and a grin on my face... she knew it was gonna go out to the class. and so it is! haha. she chased me around and try to grab my phone which sadly was in my other pocket. it was quite funny seeing how she was worked up and trying to reach into my pocket. oh i felt so raped. hope i'm not pregnant.. haha okok wont crap anymore.

after everyone finished bathing, it was time to "cut the cake", they lighted the candle and ask her to sit down. then tze ting and chun sneakily pored out cream on a white plate. sarah realised it a bit too late and got cream smacked all over her face after trying to run away. see photos below . then she went around throwing cream at everyone. super crazy.. finally, chun, one of the national sailors put the blowned out candle into the cake and sarah was asked to take it out with her mouth. actually we wanted to plant her face in it but sadly someone else(Sara) sprayed cream all over it and then sarah gave the excuse of too much cream on it. sad.

the cake was good... chocolate coated and all.. hmm so yummy..
alright... that all for this episode. remember to mug for mid-yrs if you havent already started.
photos: 1.2.3.4
Sarah dont kill me pls. it had to be shown cos you already escape dunking in school and this is doing justice to that. yup
i've no nuts, would you give me some?

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/8:51 PM}

Sunday, May 28, 2006

hello... i'm posting again... just here to tell you'll about the band concert on fri night.
IT TOTALLY ROCK!!! much better than CO. haha there was even a percussion ensemble with glowing sticks... super cool.. the conductor was also super expressive... he was jumping up and down on their encore piece. haha. i got the recordings of it.. shall pass every1 once i got time.

here's something to entertain yourselves with
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a ot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher :"Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father isa teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doingit.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

I've no nuts, would u give me some?

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/1:51 PM}

Friday, May 26, 2006

HELLOOOS !
due to popular demand ( my ass )
IM BACK !
hohoho .
e happiest day of my life !
( k i kno i sound like a no-life freak )
i've had my happy days but not this happy .
hurhur !

i'll post some pics .
but not all due to my 56KB CONNECTION .
so forgive me . =p

to those who didnt go to the soccer finals
like the one who went to EAT POPIAH and MARKKKYYY !
lols . we had so much funnnnn !
SWEET VICTORY !
some of mj players r uber good .
1st half : mj scored . 1 - 0
morale went down down down .
2nd half : vj made a comeback . 1 -1 !
freaking zai .
the ball was totally out of reach for the goalkeeper .
mj scored once more . 2 - 1
once more , we were down .
penalty shot . shall not comment .
the goalkeeper is good .
nonetheless , with TEN MINUTES to go
we made up for it . 2 - 2 !
vj went into MANIAC MODE .
3 - 2 ! to VJ
4 - 2 ! to VJ
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS ! ! !
VJ ERUPTED INTO FULL BLOWN MANIAC FANATIC MODE !
SCREAMED LIKE SIAO DING DONGS .
UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT .
JUMPED LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW .
WAVED AS IF THE KING WAS THERE .
it was a tough fight ,
we survived .
never seen school spirit this strong before .
( although it wasnt very strong when we were on the losing end . =x )
still, IM PROUD TO BE A VICTORIAN .
nil sine labore .
nothing without labor .

oh yea im SOOO happy to be in s32 !
bird - so sorry leoNUT got scared away . lols .
hwee - my match support partner hurhur .
cai - u didnt sleep at 8pm for nothing . i saw a new side of u today . =D * coughs * keep the banner safe !
queen - u make me excited !
dahdah - happy cheering together !
mushroom - keep asking us to calm down . =D so funny .
taufiq - smiling n smiling when we scored ah !
zamir - emo ! anyway we felt the same way . :)
thong - caught up in the mood , didnt kno u can be so passionate =D
stella - our sushi worker , dont scream into my ear . scream into the players' faces .
( stella was mumbling some stuff
so i like leaned closer with my left ear positioned near his mouth .
n he screamed .
cuz vj got the ball .
RIGHT INTO MY EAR .
thanks ah . i thought i saw stars . )
jack , seela - match support rocks right =D
sarah , elliot - u guys ELOPED !
pea - pangseh us for house commers
we cheered as a whole .
we cried as a whole .
( actually only one did but nvm lols )
we hugged as a whole .
we jumped up down left right as a whole .
we celebrated as a whole .
rock on s32 .
really had fun today !
some random guy was taping us when we cheered over a goal . LOL .
we are famous ! hurhur .

sorry post the pics another time k . =p
its pretty late huh .
gotta print out pics as well .
save energy for standing ovation tmr .
( as quoted by hwee =D )

P.S the summary on the game is made by me , a soccer dummie k . so if ur not happy dont murder me . =p

YURU ( burger :) )

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/12:15 AM}

Thursday, May 25, 2006

SARAH says: ahh! my turn!!

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heh... extra.. okok proper one.. ready??! WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so proud of our soccer players!! and myself for my first post ever THANK U THANK U!!!

YURU + CARON SAYS:

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ZAMIR! SAYs:

WHY ARE WE SO PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!
hahass...

heart attack when mjc scored first but then after we scored a few more... CraZy sia haha.

JOLIE SAYS:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

jean says: mj vj mj vj VJ VJ!!! 3 goals in 7 mins!! here goes!!=D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:))

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/10:19 PM}

Thursday, May 18, 2006

yoohoo guys! its peapea here! =)
since im ABIT bored, shall post something today!

It was 12plus and we were sitting around the class bench deciding whether to go for the soccer match this afternoon anort. It was a tough decision. (trying to sound serious) HAHA. soccer match or math extra lesson? we are GOOD kids k. haha. but we were too tempted. so in the end we asked the class who wans to go... ended up like one third of us. so we postponed our extra lesson for the soccer match. soccer guys, be HONOURED! =)

Quite a number of people went for the soccer match i guess. we filled like 5 to 6 buses? and u guys know why me and sarah were SO excited to go? HAHA. cause its damn near our house. yay =) dun be jealous easterners! westerners like us should get some privilege once in a while too! so basically we cheered and cheered and cheered and cheered blah blah blah.. (we seriuosly cheered for VERY long) haha and the match was quite exciting! screaming and cheering whenever the ball was near the goal post! i remembered when we scored our first BEAUTIFUL goal, i jumped up like some crazy woman i think.(never felt so tall before!) and finally we won with the score of 2-0! =) good job guys!

but the best is yet to be.. haha sounds like SOME school's motto arh.. nine of us decided to go for dinner! and WE the westerners brought them to KING ALBERT PARK. haha. hey guys if you think that's some PARK as in the GARDEN type, then you are wrong! its actually a cool HUGE macdonalds! it feels really weird to see easterners in the west! haha. sorry. im just not used to it!

then we had dinner when all sorts of gossips and jokes surfaced.. (if u missed it, too bad! haha) we had ALOT of fun with our chemistry knowledge! haha. u guys will know it soon... and amazingly, siswand was the MR LAMER during dinner! haha he probably threw out all his lame cells man. we all almost needed the wheelchair! if not clutches will do too! KEEP THAT UP! haha. and halfway through, elliot saw his fellow SJI juniors. (he doesnt knoe them personally tho) he told us to get ready 10bucks for him to do a dare at them. and guess wad kinda dare we gave him? just for that precious ONE buck from each of us, he has to stand up from where he was, (a few metres away from the SJI boys), and make sure he sings his school song loud enough for them to hear and turn around. ok that sounded quite possible still rite? HAHA. so we expected more. he had to continue singing and walk towards them to shake their hands too!! haha we actually wanted him to even make them sing with him k! we were QUITE nice already. haha. but obviuosly he didnt do it in the end. it was SUPER funny.

so all that for today. it was pretty fun outside in the WEST! haha tell you all liao.. the west brings u surprise! =) we even went cold storage for shopping spree! haha. wonder what other weird stuff we can do. haha.

yupps and so since we had so much fun today, we wanted more! we are thinking of having a class outing to watch da vinci code. and what more, we wanna have a class chalet during the coming june holidays! maybe during the second week or smth. but we gotta decide soon! so think bout ur schedule and we'll see how!

that's all my crapping for now! all the best for tml's basketball match! =) take care guys!
love peapea =)

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/9:23 PM}

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

hi its me again and i'm posting cos i have too if not this will not be remembered in hist.. right.. straight to the point

on tues... me, vinstella, peapea, sarah and zhi wei went to 7-eleven during our 2 peroid break... guess what... while we were there, stella suddenly exclaimed "hey do i look good as a statue and immediately went to the entrance and pose to us... yeah..
after that, he then too off his specs and went to hold a broom on display outside.. and gosh you wouldnt believe it... he went and pose until this vjc girl walked past and was looking at him like some retardat the entrance when he suddenly jumped at her shouting "BOO!".. every1 was laughing so loudly after that and as usual zhi wei got cramp, coughing and other very makes-you-turn-red-in-the-face stuff. yeah. its was just too funny la... here is his photo.. so funny right?

ok then there was the choir concert.. oh man stella like got the best seats in the world thing.. right in front of the VIPs... the view, the sound, the perspective,, awww it was just too good to be true.. the concert totally rocks... the best i've ever seen.. yeah anyway, we managed to get a couple of shots of Ms Lim.. muahaha... she was so shy during the interval... but still we got the shots haha.. check this out!!!

dun worry MS Lim, no one else checks our blog anyway... haha even if they do, they wouldn't bother to check you out... opps.. you know sometimes the truth really hurts, haha

ok i need to sleep.. shall update as and when i need

i've no nuts, would you give me some?

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/11:52 PM}

Monday, May 15, 2006

heyy all!! for those hu still haven found out how to view the rest of mr boomba episodes, click here!!
btw, for econs peeps, dun stress out too much!! im sure u'll all pass! *grins*
oh and hist peeps, do ur research essays!

take care all,
shidah C:

Hey there! Its me, bite! here to warn you about the evils of eating meat. Visit www.meat.org for more details. You are so going to love the video. Anyway, after you are done watching the video, then check out all about GM vegetables and you will find out that the only thing you can do is not to eat at all. But have no fear, http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=530#more-530 shows you something that may help. So, don't have a cow man, starve away!!! -BITE

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/9:41 PM}

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Hey ppl... it's me again :)
Actually nothing much to talk abt except that this week i have been busy with PW's GPP adn my SRS reseach plan... bet u guys dun waana know more...

SO... Here's a little test for you... Hope u guys will like it... ;P

Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:
V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO!Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

Amute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!

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HAHAHA... hope u all enjoy the test and have a cool weekend :)

Almond Nut aka Esther :P

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/10:22 PM}

Friday, May 12, 2006

Hihi!

First time I'm posting anything on the blog =/ Really really sorry yea. Been busy I guess, and I haven't thought much abt it.

Sindhu told me to post something so I will. Haha.

Tell me what you think of these council proposals:
-indoor 'Joga Bonito' style football court (but outdoor and with a cage. LOLS)
-compelete upgrading of toilets

Would you be willing to pay/support/carry out donations projects for these things? Haha pls indicate on a scale of 1 to 5 on the comments or something. Thank you.

Another thing, my dear nuts. Pls come down for match support whenever you can, as in, whenever you have free time and HAVE NO URGENT (I'm listening, Jolie) ASSIGNMENTS/HW/TESTS (for the benefit of Ms Chua who will be reading this blog. I'm not misleading the class ma'am). Yeah, the councillors can really use the support.

And if you think something's not right with the school or you've got a suggestion feel free to approach me. Yeap.

Stay cool and in a packet =)

!Bushman

hey guys found sumtin interesting.. mite wanna try it out
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN N C E ANSWER B4 ATTEMPTING =)

MIND GAME

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance
until you've done each of them ...really.

Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together

Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with
(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.

Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter

Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange
told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the
population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
lol coool rite? hahah...

haha mite say a bit abt yesterday ...
so sad lor.. our plann failed! yup our plan to sabo prakash.. we were all set in the morning
i had alreadi made like 10+ copies of that guitar advert.. the one with ms roshni and
umm umm some random guy ( obviusly u all noe who rite) as her fan.
then off we went for morning assembly.. but b4 tt mrs chua just walked past us..
then i remembered i havent handed in my maath assign 6.2...
the one we were supposed to hand in on monday..
and then after taking it out from my bag..prakash saw the photocopied advertisements in my bag!
aiya then he found out n took it lors.. flushed it down the toilet..
but i tink he kept it lar.. put it all over his room..
so sad.. all our hard work gone coz...haizz... at least ms chua saw it haha..
o well... to all those who haf no idea wat im talking abt.. u can ask those guitarists from our class..
or mayb.. mayb.. wait till monday haha..oops mebbe cannot liao..
i oredi promised praks nt do tt agn lors.. get some1 else then heex
tink tts prolly evrything..

will nt go in to detail of how the chem remedial went after sch.. "thanks" to all those who made it a "success"...you noe who u are.. tsk tsk

anyways enjoy the looong weekends..zamir =)

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/10:34 PM}

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Yo peeps of S32!!! Sorry bout the fact that this is my “second Virgin” entry. Lolz nvm bout tt la ah….niwae, I have a few things to tok abt. Firstly is the PRAKASH KENA BACKSTAB BY OUR LOVELY TAUFIQ…it was super duper funny la.Prakz was like all stressed up and he even made a vow to get back back on taufiq. “Aiyoh!, asking for traouble ah that Indon!”. Prakz was busted terribly ah by taufiq. Fiq actually came up with some designs to promote his guitar concert. Then in one of the designs he drew a lady singing to represent miss roshni, then theres this guy on the front seat (fiq only illustrated the guy’s back la)cheering for miss roshni. The lady was given a name ie roshni and the guy was labeled Prakash. Then fiq impudently put the words “RANDOM NAME” in brackets under prakz name. I was just wondering how random is the name prakash…hmmm…??? If that’s not enuff, theres a msg on the design that goes sumthing like this : “to all miss roshni’s fans out there” it can only allude to one person la…

Frankly speaking, I bet many of u find it surprising and extremely shocking that taufiq actually did such a thing, well at least prakz did! Looks really can be deceiving ya, prakz learnt that the hard way…and zamir too!! ( rmbr the time when taufiq used his superb acting skills to testify that miss tong wrote some letter???). so I guess we all now know that behind the decent and docile face is someone really umm..how shall I put it?? I think u can all ask prakz since he got to know abt taufiq first hand…lol

N btw, tmr we are gonna have even more surprises for prakz…lets get him all stressed up…and ya, we shud also see how prakz wud greet taufiq tmr…;)

NutMUGG signing out,
Take care homies
salam alaik

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/6:30 PM}

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

MISSION DUNK JOLIE

haha i just finished dinner. and i've decided tt while waiting for my dinner to digest before i can go to bathe i shall bout today which was pretty eventful!:) i bet jolie wish that she was nv born TODAY. hahas! she's lyke how unlucky. Firstly, her's bdae's today and we are having napfa 5 items tmr. so she has to meet the 17 yrs old requirements instead of 16! welcome to the unlucky 17 yrs old grp woman!!:D Secondly, she was dunked today and lost one sock, credits to sarah. Thirdly, she was almost scared to death when we told her ms chua's VERYVERYVERY angry with her for not attending bio tutorial. ok! time to go into the EXCITING details!

First thing in the morning, there was CT investiture. then, while waiting, mark or someone got bored and started to think of ways to malu jolie during the investiture. haha THEN sindhu came and added to the crankyness. initially, we decided to just embarass ct by screaming HAPPY BDAY JOLIE!! when she first took to stage. AHAHA the plan worked lyke a charm and she was lyke how MALUATED. ( dun deny you weren't! coz it showed on ur face! hahas!) then we decided to push it further... when it was her turn to get her badge from the whoever person we stood and clapped and sang,'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU WERE BORN IN THE ZOO!' omgdness so freaking embarrassing!! BUT i bet jolie was moremoremore embarrassed. *guffaws. on a different note, JOLIE HWEE dun think we didn't notice you not saying the ct council pledge and singing the song!! we COULD see okaes! haha you din even bother to mouth the words la! lols. then while everyone was waving their hands and swaying while singing the song, guess wad was ct doing?? haha happy guessing!! ;p

hehs no more time. must go and bathe le. so i shall just rush through everything. during break, when we went to canteen and made our way to the class table, who did we see but jolie who was alrdy prepared for DUNKING in her proper attire of pe shirt ad fbts!! haha she xiaodingdong somemore brought TWO sets of clothes for change...(=.=)""". then she apparently promised to let us dunk her w/o putting up a struggle so we jumped at the opportunity (of coz wad!) and told her,'eh walk to the fountain yourself la!' jolie,' ehh where got lyke tt one! you all must pretend to drag me there la!' walaos slap her la. so she PRETENDED to run in small circles ON THE SPOT circling the pillar lyke dunno how many times! finally sindhu just dragged her all the way there i think. ohwells she really din put up much of a struggle and she was in lyke within 5sec?? haha wrong move. tt was obviously just the BEGINNING.

after falling headlog into the fountain she surfaced and tried to climb out of the fountain. haha budden sindhu who was standing around suspiciously immediately pushed her in AGAIN. oOPs. and tt happened lyke how many times! haha everytime she wld come up spluttering FOUNTAIN WATER and sprouting FOUNTAIN water lyke some kinda fish with a screwed up system only to hav sindhu push her back in again. after a few times, she cldn't even keep her balance in the pond and kept slipping back into the pond but it was hilarious la! haha coz she was lyke DESPERATELY trying to cling onto the sides of the fountain which was SO slippery with algae!=s then she saw ms chua and went,' ms chua!! hurry hurry!!' ohwells. as long as it isn't mr seet. sarah then grabbed her socks and dumped it into the middle of the fountain where the sprays were actually located. then when she tried to retrieve her socks zhiwei went to on the fountain and the spray gave her a gd shower from head to toe man. haha. but suay-ly her second sock got missing in the murky, algae-filles, greenish-brown, smelly fountain water. we TRIED locating it but it was really NOWHERE to be seen la. so if anyone spots a greenish-but-originally-white sock pls get jolie to go and fish it out before it clots the fountain k!!thx loads man:)) POOR JOLIE. things carn get worse. RIGHT?!

haha ok la ok la today's her bdae dun suan her alrdy. S32 WISHES DEAR CT A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YOU RAWK:))

btw sindhu slps with her eyes OPEN which is freaking scary coz she they are lyke STARING at you!! anyone wanna witness such a strange phenomenon?? follow us down to the lt for lecture anyday kaes!;p and jolie was lyke wagging her finger in front of her eyes when she was slping in an attempt to make her pupils appear again! haha i think her eyeballs are just TOO HUMONGOUS for her eyelids to cover them properly. lols!

sharks!! i'm really going to study le la!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! byeeeeeeee. jean.

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/7:13 PM}

Saturday, May 06, 2006

ok i shall try to remember what happened yesterday and fill up those that cai didnt say..
hmmm.. jolie mentioned some things that jean forgot so you guys can go read hers..one side of the mahjoing table was super lucky.. nasrul won countless rounds before sindhu sat there and started winning as well.. zamir was super sad that he wanted to stop.. he was like "hmmm i think its getting late.. lets stop now.". that was like at 5.30 in the afternoon.

also earlier that day, when daphne came with randall, she tried to act upset and stuff but of course we knew the hse comm results already so no surprise there.. i want that $50 treat... haha.. then we quickly proceeded to play a few rounds of mahjong b4 lunch and b4 she had to leave for nanyang..

yeah.. then after lunch, stella's group went to the playground, me and jean followed to play badminton and guess what????? stella's group didnt even do anything.. haha they ended up playing on the swing and on the excercise stations meant for the elderly... stella was trying them out all int the wrong way... it was super hilarious... from afar he looked like a kid/ah chek in a vj uniform... he was also the one who went to talk to a 7 yr old kid and he was " hi what's your name..blahblahblah." me and jean were like "omg stella is 17 and he is 7 and they talk in the almost same way " yeah... then sindhu came along and we had a friendly tournament of badminton in which i forgot who won but it wasnt me.. (i gave chance) haha. i think there was an ice cream man who drove past and stella was like "u wan u wan u wan?" and then " UNCLE WO YAO MAI BING QI LING!!" the whole neighbourhood can hear la.. too bad the auntie sitting behind the uncle was ringing the bell too loudly haha...

oh taufiq was mugging bio the whole time after we got back from the playground and jolie went to read stella's da vinci code.. bascically thats about it... cant remember anything else

ooh yes b4 i end off.. to stella... my group's gpp is a million times better than yours...haha...
some pics from fri with jean supposedly strangling sindhu's dog
check this out
this one also haha

elliot

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/10:43 PM}

Friday, May 05, 2006

haha my grp just finished pw discussion. i bet it's so much more effective than stella's la!! haha wad were they doing?! when we went to play badminton, stella was CHASING his whole grp back to sindhu's hse to do their pw. then wad happened? omgdness, he ended up SINGING lyke some kinda superstar-wannabe in sindhu's room. when the song ended, he even went,'huh?! start again start again!!' before proceeding to play some song and give his OWN rendition of it AGAIN. TORTURE. btws sindhu is scared of stella!! haha they were lyke having cat-fight in the playgrd today and as usual sindhu was screaming her head off.(=.=)"" someone shut her up...=P

okaes let's rewind. 1100. vj bus stop: we were strolling towards the bus stop when zamir suddenly increased his pace and walked faster and faster and FASTER. sensing tt sth was amiss, me and jolie immediately turned around and there she was!! no wonder someone's in such a hurry! MS TONG. hahas! then, when we reached the bus stop, the guys somehow pooled $20 tgt and dared zamir to JUST WAVE at ms tong. and he'll get the money as long as she notices him. HELLO HOW EASY MONEY IS TT!! but wad happened?! despite the MANY opportunities he had, he just wasted all of them. let's see wad excuses he had for not waving...

#1: 'aiya the guy blocking her...'
#2:(after the guy moved away) 'okok let me put down my bag first'(then he chickens out after putting his bag down)
#3: 'eh u all just shut up la OK! let me get prepared!' (still, he doesn't do it)
#4: 'aiya i dun dare la! if it's ms roshni, prakash wave to her she'll smile back. walaos but ms tong is DAMN FIERCE la!' (she wun be fierce to YOU can)
#5: 'i dun wan.. after i do u all dun give me the money'(excuses...)
#6: 'her friend with her la...'(again! such an unintellectual excuse!)
#7: he chickens out AGAIN just before she boards the bus. somemore he tricked jolie into waving at her before he does it, to see if she wld respond.
And jolie, being always enthu about such stuff, immediately agreed to do so for $5.(we really must eradicate these illegal financial dealings in our class. it's always,'WANNA BET?!' wanna bet?) so, jolie plastered a spas smile on her face, stood up straight, lifted her hand and started waving vigorously for dunno how long. she must have seen la! since jolie's not so short was obviously waving at her. but she din wave back, much to the star pupil's dismay!hehs.

After tt, we went to sindhu's hse to play. SPECIAL NOTICE: MARK PREFERS TO MUG EXCESSIVELY RATHER THAN JOIN US FOR NORMAL ACTIVITES. wad the!! anws sindhu's dog is seriously one huge ball of fur man. hahas. and we were starving by the time the food was served, so, erm...me and sindhu ate abit too much for our own gd. YUMMY. after a few rounds of mahjong, we went to the playgrd to play badminton. and stella had to go and bully some boy less than half his age! thenthen... i carn rmb wad happened! someone add on. after badminton we went back to sindhu's hse. happened tt this pap campaign truck was passing by sindhu's hse. and stella was UTTERLY EMBARRASSING. he screamed,'SUPPORT PAP! SUPPORT PAP!' out of the window!! *covers face* (no one knows him man...) WORSE. the other guys actually even contemplated going out to talk with the PAP. ewww.

then while the rest continued playing mahjong, me and jolie decided to leave at about 1730. we hopped onto 147 and on the bus jolie suddenly whipped out a piece of paper and some markers and MADE me play some lame game. hahas. ok la jkjk. suddenly the bus came to a halt and many pple got off the bus. So, we looked up and to our horror noticed tt we have alrdy reached the interchange. obviously we rushed down la! i wanted to go 7 eleven to buy sth but imagine my horror-of-horrors when i realised tt i cldn't find my wallet!! wad the wad the!! desperateness calls for desperate measures so i just rushed to the bus interchange and ask the uncle if he cld help me to contact the bus driver of the bus i just took. he,'wad bus?'. me,'147, it just passed bout 15 mins ago.' he,'147 doesn't terminate here, you'll have to check with its terminal. we really carn help you. why dun u take down their number and call them'. okok anithing! just help me to get my wallet back!(of coz i din say tt la..) me(crosses fingers),' and erm..where does 147 terminate?' he, 'clementi lehs'. WAD DID YOU JUST SAY?! but anws, i was DESPERATE AGAIN. jolie passed me some $ just in case i needed to take a cab home and i started on my MINI ADVENTURE to clementi. i prayed, slept, ate, tried to read bio which gave me a severe bout of motion sickness on the bus but with the traffic jams and all i ended taking TWO freaking hrs to reach clementi. worse was, the bus actually terminated at the main road and i did not freaking know where's the interchange! best la. but er hemm! obviously my orientation trg in guides proved useful and i actually found the interchange in the end!*claps. (ok la ok la i asked for directions cannot is it!!) and then i found my wallet!! woots. YEAS. so happy man. hahas not a wasted trip! but it's ultra mega far can. hehs!! by the time i reached home it was lyke 10pm?! hmphfs! nvmnvm i'll be more careful the nxt time round. i carn stand it alrdy. so SLPY. i'm going to SLP. gd night everyoneee!!:)) K-O. jean

Hello ppl... it's almond nut here again... :)
After hibernating for a LONG time...
I decided to come out and post about something again....

Hmmm... today's the pre-GE day, and 06S32 had show its excitements by creating a whole lot of hullabaloo... :P

Presenting to u all the things which happen during our 5th class outing :D

Well, let me summarise today's event that had occured after 11am...

1) The Zamir's encounter with ms tong when we dared him to wave to her
2) The commotion at Sindhu's house when the PAP truck came past her house twice
3) The majong bet-- all about ice jelly, honeydew sago and milo with pearls
4) The annoucement of house comm results

and many more which i dun seem to remember... seriously i am suffering from GREAT STM... :P

Haha... well, i guess i shall leave the details to Jean since she's suppose to update the blog today... right??

Well, happy holiday tmr my dear friends... Have a nice day :)

Esther

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/8:28 PM}

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Yet another new picture perfect society in 06S32 (who's the handsome guy at the right?)

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/6:55 PM}

Monday, May 01, 2006

JOLIE SAYS:

hey guys, how are ure GPPs coming along?
today, my group met up earrrly in the morning (me, esther, randall, zamir, nasrul), on a public holiday mind u, to get down to serious work. u see, we have this common goal of beating the Mugger Group (siswand n co.). (:

we were too enthu. even the national library wasn't open! so we settled down at a cafe. of course, we had to purchase a lil something for the 'admission ticket'.
"excuse me, may i have one glass of plain water?" haha not!
in the end, we purchased the one that looked the humblest of all: sandwiches. to our horror they had such OTT price tags. extortion.

halfway thru our intense discussion, (me jamming on the laptop, nasrul splurting out sardine from his mouth onto my keyboard n everywhere, the guys going on about soccer while esther frantically tries to get everyone to focus) we noticed a rat in the bushes next to our seats. Highlight of our day. "theres a rat!" -squeals- nasrul proceeds to take my high tech wireless mouse/presenter, and shoots the laser beam at it as the poor thing scurries along, terrified.

i have something against rats/mouses. they have weird tails. hamsters are fine. =D

after tt, we went for lunch den nasrul and randall went off for their hot dates. whoo~
on our way to band ones!

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/2:59 PM}