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Wednesday, March 01, 2006


aw man
this is so freaking funny la
to lighten up our spirits
here u are !


Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

YURU



hello everybody... it's me again... haha... anyway, we shall start off the new month with my first blog... yay :P anyway, i guess this will be a short one as i dun think i have that much to say... :x

haha... school was alright today... but no one is in the mood to study... why? because there's the release of 'A' levels result today... I guess everyone was like looking forward to having a half day off tmr... :D
and apparently it was also because of that that our maths lecturer, mr kho, had to do some administrative work so we had a make-up male lecturer... whose name i dunno... maybe somebody can tell me in the shout out?? in any case, the main point is: he actually had the habit of saying a lot of 'hor's whenever he finishes the sentence... Then initially when he spoke the first few hors, the entire theatre laughed... and i couldn't help but laughed along quietly.. OH oh, statistics (from Zamir) shows that during a 2-period of maths lecture(=1h10min), he actually spoke about 145 times of 'hor's!! no joke ok.. that's quite terrible lor... well... maybe should not say too much... feel a bit bad laughing about someone's bad habits... i shall let the rest, especially the guys, send a post to fill in more funny incidents happening during that 1hr period...

and oh.. do u guys know the posting's actually out?? haha... jolie's friend went to check it out for her and i... and guess what... i got in vj and she in saj... but she's still fine as she can appeal via co... but i not sure if it's the final... so keep your fingers cross people... until the actual day of posting is out... haha...

lastly to end off.. i have changed the time setting for the blog already... so whatever time we post our blog, it will not be some ulu timings already... haha... well... talk too much le... so i shall stop here and happy doing your GP projects...

esther left her almond nut skin here...

NUTS never stand alone,
we come in a packet
{/3:15 PM}